Ping pong show after all ....

So I ended up making it to a ping pong show after all. I met up with some new friends that I first met in chiang Mai and we headed off to the show.... Where to even begin ..... Haha first of all we had a nice meal and worked our way on foot from the restaurant. When Joly ( austrailian friend) suggested that we hop in one of the pimped out Tuk Tuks and just tell them ping pong show. So we found the most pimping Tuk Tuk we could. His thing was an open disco on three wheels. Blinking lights, funky horn flash chrome accessories. Everything a thai super pimp driver needs to get noticed. All we had to say was " ping pong show " and we were off like a bolt of lightning, blazing through the streets of Bangkok. We arrived at the the ping pong show location and after paying way to much we went in. To our surprise the place was packed to the gills. Every nationality you could think of. Thai, American, Russian, German you name it everyone was there. There were even a few couples there that had to be in at least there mid to late 60's. But the astonishing thing was that I would say that at least half the crowd or more was female. I guess chicks just want to see what sort of parlor tricks the competition can pull off...... All in all it was the least erotic thing you can think of. The girls come up and sort of wiggle but I wouldn't exactly call it dancing. But then it starts, The things stories are made of. The most impressive to me being the blow gun trick. A balloon is let go of up in the air and a woman uses a blow gun in her vagina to shoot a dart and pop the balloon. After that there was a woman who had a string of razor blades that she magically produced from her business one blade at a time ... I'm not sure how that one works...... It was interesting but only for about a half hour or forty five minutes. After that we were on our way out. The highlight of my evening however was seeing my new friends again. Jo and jolly are a fantastic couple and pretty much the most fun I have had since coming to Thailand. It was sad to have to leave at the end of the night. I will miss there humor and company.